Monday, February 9, 2009

30 minutes with mah Boii B-Rrack

If i could go on a lunch date to quiznos with president obama and give him advice on the current state of the economy first i would recommend that we purchase the five dollar 12'' sandwich, for the benefit of the economy instead of the more expensive sandwiches that simply feature a different sauce or something trivial like that...

More importantly than our lunch our discussion on the economy would be the main focus of the lunch date. I have many solutions to our current economic crisis that I would be willing to share with him, all of which i assure are gaurenteed to fix the current state of the economy.

I would immediatly bring up his proposed 800 billion dollar bailout after he took his first bite of turkey and swiss. The bill which is currently being approved by congress will probably need revisions. These are the revisions that I would suggest. give the 800 billion dollars to every person in america to spend specifically on their public debts to banks, credit companies, and any other legitimate company. I personally would count to mob also... This would not only help out the banks which would be boosted, but it would act as a little economic stimulus because when people pay off their bills/ debt they will have money to spend on "stuff" that will make the country more money.

As Barrack Obama opened his bag of jalpeno flavored kettle chips i would mention the economic stimulus plan he is proposing. I would grab a few of his chips and munch on them as he waits for my advice. I would say to him that the bet way to stimulte the economy isnt to give people money to spend becuse that is only a temporary fix.

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